July 2010
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Sweet Tweets →
November 2009
1 post
To Do
Smell her hair. Talk to her in movie theaters. Hold her hand while you talk. Tell her she’s beautiful. Look her in the eyes when you talk to her. Tell her stupid jokes. Let her play with your hair. Just walk around with her. Look at her like she’s the only girl you see. Tickle her, even if she say’s stop. When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Get...
August 2009
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July 2009
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June 2009
29 posts
Watch This →
TED: Felix Dennis: Ode to Vices and Consequences
Of herbivore men. →
Street Boners: When you see a girl’s closet it looks like a pile of useless shit stuffed to the ceiling. Then they stick their body into one of the things and you go, “Oh.”
Watch<3
WatchMajor Lazer - Hold the Line
Robot Fetishism →
Wikipedia <3
WatchTight.
WatchOhama Bitch - The Slow
War, it’s a terrible thing.
May 2009
30 posts
WatchOmaha Bitch - Orgasmic Troopers
WatchLulz.
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Urban Dictionary: Sex →
A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian “sex” may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or...
